January 2010
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. Give her sperm she will make a...”
– sent to me by Christina
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck →
oatmeal + how to suck at facebook = LOLs
“This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law...”
– President Barack Obama, SOTU address.
Yes, yes, yes.
(via thedailywhat)
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/4308... →
10 (awesome) people you wont see on Leno anymore
“oh yeah, i don’t take any [medicine] because i’m a naturalist.” (said while...”
– (via shitmanmarsays)
“Good people drink good beer”
– Hunter S Thompson
(via: malty)
(via beeriety)
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643... →
im with coco!
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she...”
– jennifer love hewitt is an idiot
WatchLeno interviewing Kimmel.
Kimmel kicking ass. Question #5 is the best.
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ →
amazingly hilarious blog about a wife posting her husband’s insane sleeptalk.
some examples:
“Don’t eat the jelly! Don’t eat the jelly! I made it with frog wee. It’ll turn your teeth green… Like mini apples.”
“Oh, we’re going to be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!”
“Of course I’ve always loved music. YOURS makes me want...
“When I was a little boy, I remember watching “The Tonight Show with Johnny...”
– Conan O’Brien. (via thedailywhat)
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pony →
how to ride a pony
